December 16, 2005
a Redneck Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.
His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.
His tube socks were hung by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.
Whin is et?
December 16, 2005
6:00pm - 8:30pm
Whutt 2 dew abouch it
Come lookin' like a redneck.
Come with a redneck gift for the switchin' match.
(at least a 5 dollar value gift--Goodwill has got some qualerty stuff)
Come with yur own bowl and spoon for tha dinner.
Come to the RazzleDazzle Holler.
Come with a buddy.
