Y-12 Security 2008

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TOP SECRET INTERNAL MEMO

Dear Recruit,

Due to severe need and national threat, the Y-12 plant is in search of a few elite teenagers to fill their secu­rity team. By order of the Depart­ment of Energy, Oak Ridge Bap­tist Church will be equipped with a MASSIVE TUNNEL SYSTEM dupli­cat­ing the net­work of HVAC ducts at the y-12 national secu­rity complex.

How quickly can you nav­i­gate the twists and turns in a high ter­ror sit­u­a­tion? Can your team accom­plish its objec­tives and be on top?

Reg­is­ter your team of 3–4 to find out for March 29, 2008. Bring a friend with you, its gonna be huge!

I await your response.

Sgt. Marshall

PS…Bring a friend with you, its gonna be huge! Remem­ber for every vis­i­tor you bring, your team starts out with an extra $100.

MARCH 29, 2008 — $3

5:45–7:30pm (drop off and pickup at Church)

or

7–8:45pm (drop off and pickup at Church)

What is this thing?

Check out pho­tos from last year’s event


Rules for entry:

1) Teams must be made up of 3–4 peo­ple. $4 each.

2) Teams must have a name.

3) Teams with vis­i­tors on them will receive $100 per friend for sup­plies.

4) Team signup is first come, first serve.

5) Teams must be picked up and dropped off at the loca­tions for the signup.

6) Win­ners will be announced March 11, in Sun­day School.

7) If you can’t get on a team, please alert Pas­tor Jon.

INFORMATION AND REGISTRATION

To reg­is­ter your team, please <a href=“mailto:jon.kopp@orbc4u.org?subject=y-12 secu­rity train­ing team registration&body=Please reg­is­ter my team of the fol­low­ing peo­ple. If there is a time slot avail­able, I” d like to sign my team up for the ___________ por­tion. Our team’s name is ______________.”>email this form to Pas­tor Jon.

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